Tuesday, December 30, 2008 10:22 PM
♥
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVE.........HAHA......SOOO..........HAPPY NEW YEAR TOOOOOOO.....
10:18 PM
♥ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WIFE VS. HUSBAND-A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?''Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
W O R D S-A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION-A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
The Silent Treatment-A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
Monday, December 29, 2008 4:09 PM
♥ not so watery
erm.....
copy this from szeping blog
because lazy to type.... so many things
Helloz, =}
today went to escape wib couz and ziwei.... =D thn met up wib ziwei first thn went to take MRT to City hall to WAIT FOR LYNNN!!!! thn later we wait until very long horh, so lyn called me and thn she say she's in the MRT liaox... i tot she's in th MRT that is coming towards CITY HALL.. so me and Ziwei was about go into that particular train.... thn later lyn say she is in one train!! which train ans?? so later whn that "tutututu..." (that train's door going to close lurrx... thn me and Ziwei quickly jump into that train... thn later th people inside train was like lookiing at us lurrx... =P
thn somebody was like smiling at US!!!! okays thn i slacked.....
... reach ther lerh thn met up wib my other couz...
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thn took bus to escape..... thn later played a lil game nia.. cox i lazy line up.. so.....
thn later 4 something went to thaa beach to play .. thn while i was walking, i steped onto something mans!!! thn damn pain....so i panicked so i quickly plucked away that thing, i was like crushing that thing lurr!! thn later my hand kena too!! =[ damn pain.. thn Bllood ozzzeddd out of my hand....
thn after that bought food thn went to chi's hse, wib ziwei and couz... so later cycleddd, so later ziwei fell down LOLS!!!!!
thn later my leg now damn pain....=[
diao, gng amk liaox...
BUHBUH
XOXO
Labels: pain
Sunday, December 28, 2008 7:01 PM
♥ sry.....
yupp.....
so just wanna say sry to szeping......
szeping if you want the five-dollar.....
take from............
phang yoke zann......
soo u noe the reason.....
because....
PHANG YOKE ZANN
OWN ME $10 SO U CAN
TAKE FROM HIM...
AND MUST GIVE ME....
THE REST.....OK....
BB
Friday, December 26, 2008 3:33 AM
♥ lala
just want to say.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MICHELLE TAN SI HUI
Friday, December 19, 2008 3:27 PM
♥ secondary sku ????
OMG.......
they said secondary sku alot of gangster....but there was no
gangster in our patch......(next year sec 1)
and all the boy look like pig....omg why no handsom man.....
i miss yoke zann when i step into the class.....jkjk
so...i think alot ppl have fun me too...my form teacher
mr.dennis toh....he teach D and T....that why he called
Dennis Toh....haha....another form teacher Mdm . Rita...
haven't meet her before .......so first day of sku nid to
assemble at parade square and then sing the holy song....
Majula singapura....i think nvr spell wrong.....
so now i am sitting with Zeng jie min....from 6D
yaya...our sku alot of pretty gurl...so
i wun think of other season......haha
miss my friends ........
so let me Introduce myself....
i AM Not wongZI WEI from funchun pri sku...
6c......
i am wong zi wei from.........
Marsiling secondary sku .......
1S3
and i founda holy number which i like
haha cause my queue number (register)
is 27....then my index is 16....
my psle scores is 187 and my queue number
for the books..... is 87......haha soo close????
soo. let me introduce a pretty gurl ....
name : ???? xiao hui
age: same
sku:woodlands to marsiling....
she is quite pretty.......
so now i will think of her not other season....JKjk
SO...AGAIN.......
let me introduce again....other season......
wintarr ~
foo sze ping
same age...
then from fcps to a japan sku named Woodgrove
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summerr ~
Khairunisa
same age
then...from fcps to a farm named admiritly.....
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autumnn ~
MInnie lim lam
same age
then..from fcps to a farm too named admiritly.........
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soo you can go and rob them but dun
rob me .....because i am poor.........haha
soo ..........my on 12 jan onwards......
i am going to woodlands swimming pool
for what......for swimming........
soo you can interviewed me on that day.....
everyweeks i will go one times....
with my dearest classmate and mr.DT.....
haha......
yaya...on new year eve me ....clement.....yoke zann
szeping...michelle...and minnie barhx......we are going to count
down.....at khatib....sooo do buy the tickets from mr. bernard lee.......
and he will tear one more ticket for you soo one
ticket cost $5 but.......
offer there and offer here ......and
discount there and discount here.......
you only need to pay...............
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$2..........soo cheap
as for clement he need to pay....
$12 beacuse he paid for us....
another meaning is...................
he treat us........
wa soo good sia.......
this is why i like to hang out with the season and the
boi boi...........
another things is ....you noe there are
handsom boi in our sku too....
the boi is my cousin....
dunnoe how to spell his name......
he is in 1M4 the best class in express.....
soo can asked him for telephone number.....
but if you want you can asked from me
that will cost you $5 then after discount
that will cost you $2 soo cheap.....
one last things is......
PHANG YOKE ZANN
YOU OWN ME..........
$10........
Labels: spring
3:21 PM
♥ Answer....

ALLLLLLLRIGHT!
Nobody got the exact answer I was looking for, but lots were
close!
So I guess I'll just end the game :p
Big Bird's Anus!
Thanks to everyone who played today's game of WHAT COULD IT BE???
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:50 PM
♥ what could it be????

what could it be ?????
lets procrastinate a little, and at the same time waste that 5 minutes of your life!
One stone for two BIRDS(clue clue!).
3:46 PM
♥ QUESTION!!
穷人会被看不起吗?
PLS GIB MIIE AN ANSWER!!
Labels: spring
Sunday, December 14, 2008 12:59 AM
♥
有缺陷(handicapped)的人会被看不起吗?
PLS GIVE ME AN ANSWER!!!!
^^